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Ring TeleInfo, Sydney's BEST Multiline BBS!
(02) 975-1099
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This File is just here to pad out the end of an archive, thus protecting
it against chopping in transmission, but there's no reason it can't be
funny too!
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Q: How can you tell when an Irishman's been using your word processor ?
A: By the Liquid Paper on the screen.
Q: What's the difference between a Kiwi and a Computer ?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once!
Q: How long does it take a Dec Field Service rep to change a light bulb?
A: Depends on how many bad ones he brings with him.
Q: How many IBM computers does it take to execute an instruction ?
A: 5. 4 to hold it down, 1 to beat to death.
Q: How many systems analysts does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Sorry, it's a hardware problem.